WWF Magazine August 2007 Rey Returns

10 By the Numbers: Little Boogeyman vs. Hornswoggle. 12 10 Count: Staff faves. 13 Oh No You Ditn't!: Duke "The Dumpster" Droese; From the Vault: Transport yourself back to 1980; My Three Favorite Matches: By Mickie James 14 Activity Page: We experiment with Superstar DNA. 15 Did You Buy This?: Do you own this craptastic jacket?; "My Other Dream Job Is...": Michelle McCool finishes this sentence. 18 3rd Grade Doodle Art: Sketch artistry by a young'un. 19 Mr. McMahon's Secret Stash: Recognize this chair?; Mock Covers: Bad ideas. 20 Sexy Superfan of the Month: She's the real deal! 22 Amazing But True: Nugget-sized bits of truly arcane WWE trivia; May We Speak to Bobby Lashley, Please?: Meet a tech support "Dominator"; The Call: Kenny Dykstra takes us back to his big day. 24 You Got the Mic: Letters! GRAPPLERS 28 Johnny Nitro: blows up on K-Fed and Joey Mercury. 30 Carlito: is our monthly jerk. 31 Your Lunch Money Please: Meet a young Ashley; 60 Seconds With... Ron Simmons. Damn! 32 Elijah Burke: pulls no punches about boxing, braids and the New Breed. BIG NIGHT 34 Feast and Furious: Build your ultimate viewing party! 37 Superstar Gaming Contest: Shelton Benjamin vs. Victoria in a game of Madden. KNOWLEDGE 38 Divas Uncensored: Victoria, Kristal and Maryse teach you how not to make an ass of yourself in front of chicks (but we're sure you'll find a way). 40 How to do Everything: Stop sweating, build a sand castle and apply sunscreen...with your bloodthirsty guide, Kevin Thorn. 42 Cash For Questions: Jeff Hardy dives into our mailbag (without the aid of a ladder). 44 The Ultimate SummerSlam Quiz: How much do you know about the season's biggest shindig? 46 Under Maria's Hood: Drool over the new Mercedes C-class and Infiniti G37. Plus, Maria prepares you for your next summertime road trip. 48 Everything You Need to Know About...Punk Rock: Including CM Punk's must-own albums and the meaning behind the letters CBGB. FEATURES 50 Who Is That Maskd Man?: Look up in the air! Who's that jumping out of the sky? R-E-Y. The highflier returns, and the top ropes will never be the same. 56 Turn Her Into a WWE Fan: Now that your girlfriend is a part of your life, it's time to make sports-entertainment a part of hers. We asked female experts for advice on breaking her in. 62 Bring Back These Shirts!: Forget raiding your local thrift shop. We demand that these retro WWE T-shirts be put back on the fans' backs. 64 Tools of the Trade: Believe it or not, ladders, folding chairs and thumbtacks existed long before WWE. BODY SHOP 72 Need a Spot?: Chavo Guerrero strengthens your wimpy shoulders. REVIEWS 76 Games: Transformers: The Game; Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End; Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Plus, more digital bliss. 79 Music: Reviews of Smashing Pumpkins, Velvet Revolver, Big & Rich and Ryan Adams. Also Gym Class Heroes' frontman talks WWE. 80 DVDs: 300; Disturbia; Blades of Glory and other hot rentals. 81 Movies: The Bourne Ultimatum; Rush Hour 3; Good Luck Chuck and more. 82 Gear: Brace yourself for the new iRiver Clix, Cannon's PowerShot SD1000, Helio Ocean and other red-hot gadgets. INSIDER 84 Between the Ropes: Elijah Burke is shamed; WWE feels a draft. 86 PPV Results: Judgment Day, One Night Stand; Tale of the Tape: Stats galore. 87 The Sac: Dirty little secrets. 88 All Access: Dr. Vince McMahon?; Arena Scout: Manchester Evening News Arena welcomes Raw. 89 Fantasy Warfare: The Rock and Flair rip it up in this dream match. 90 Calendar: Find out when WWE is coming to your town; Remembering: Bad News Brown. 91 Most Timers Club: Recognizing Trish Stratus's multiple championships. 92 PPV Preview--The Great American Bash: Read up on WWE's first big party of the summer. 94 Guess the Match: Can you ID these Divas and their fierce catfight? 96 You Had to Be There: Armando Estrada blows up. Literally.