WWF Magazine December 2006 Shawn Michaels

10 By the Numbers: Breaking down Mr. Kennedy's tussle with Triple H. 12 Oh No You Ditn't!: Man Mountain Rock; May We Speak to Vince McMahon, Please?: Meet the other Mr. McMahon, a guidance counselor from the Garden State. 13 Career Corner: We help Lita land a new job; Amuse Us!: The Miz makes us laugh...sort of; My Three Favorite Matches: Piper's Picks. 14 Urban Legend or Historical Fact?: Did Cowboy Watts tinkle on the heads of unsuspecting Georgians?; Mock Covers: Gassy Freddie Blassie. 15 Let There Be Tights: Wrestling in ye olden days. 17 Armando Estrada vs. Erik Estrada: The CHiPs are down; From the Vault: Jericho's unification day; Who's the Most Villainous? Poll results! 18 Moment of Impact: Carlito has heart trouble. 20 Would You Buy This?: The Melina bottle throttle; Did You Buy This?: For your sake, we sort of hope the answer is "no"; Are You Buying This?: Four Deadmen to go, please. 22 You Got the Mic: Your letters, signs and so-so fan art. GRAPPLERS 26 Shawn Michaels: comes clean about posing in the buff. 28 You Had to Be There: Tommy Dreamer bursts Terry Funk's bubble. 30 Mr. Kennedy: is embarassed by his own body art. 32 Jerry Lawler: likes 'em young. 34 Victoria: teaches us how to French-kiss. 36 CM Punk: wants to make Lady Jaye scream "Yoooo Joe!" BIG NIGHT 38 Feast and Furious: Gear to throw the ultimate WWE screening party. 40 Vito's Pollo Italiano: His Father's secret recipe revealed. 41 Superstar Eating Contest: Who can wolf down more jelly donuts, Trevor Murdoch or Big Vis? KNOWLEDGE 42 Cash For Questions: Sandman proves he's literate by scouring through our mailbag. 44 Under the Hood with Maria: Introducing our factory-fresh car column, written by WWE's hottest auto geek. 46 Ultimate Survivor Series Quiz: Can you survive? Or are you destined to become a Gooker? 48 Divas Uncensored: Ever wonder if it's kosher to cheat with a celebrity? 50 Genius Advice: Gregory Helms helps you smarten up. FEATURES 56 Edge: Uncensored. Uncouth. 60 10 Ways to Shut Her Down, WWE-Style: Let the Superstars show you how. 64 WWE Security's Greatest Hits!: Meet the badasses who watch the Superstars' backs. REVIEWS 68 Holiday Gaming Blowout: Shelton Benjamin rounds up the season's latest next-gen games. 76 DVD and Movies: Mission: Impossible III, Family Guy Vol. 4 and Mr. Fuji's flick picks. 78 Music: Releases from Snoop Dogg, Incubus and an interview with New Found Glory guitarist Chad Gilbert. 80 Gear: Editors test out a cheap 720p projector, cheap nano alternative and really expensive tv remote. 81 Even More Reviews!: Civil War #5 and a website devoted to hotel bed jumping. BODY SHOP 82 Need A Spot?: Masters takes your chest from Haley Joel Osment to Incredible Hulk in four easy steps. 84 How to Treat...Flesh-Eating Bacteria?: Ewwww. Just...ewwww. INSIDER 86 Between the Ropes: Vince's revenge; King Booker gets hardcore. 87 The Sac: Backstage gossip. 88 Beef of the Month: SmackDown's tag team turmoil; Tale of the Tape: Fascinating stats for the month of September. 89 Calendar: Discover when WWE is coming to your home town; Looking Ahead: Armageddon is upon us. 90 All Access: Vito throws like a girl; Arena Scout: Inside Pittsburgh's Mellon Arena. 91 Fantasy Warfare: Wendi Richter locks claws with Mickie James. 92 The Night the Title Changed Hands: Iron Sheik proves Iran is number one; They Said What? Quotables that actually made it on television. 93 What A Maneuver!: Chris Masters' unbreakable Masterlock. 94 Guess the Match: Answer correctly and possibly win Triple H's hammer. 96 What It Feels Like: Our writer gets his twig and berries twisted.