WWF Magazine February 2007 John Cena
By the Numbers: Kevin Thorn devours CM Punk's sole.
11 Moment of Impact: See how John Cena gets his kicks.
12 Oh No You Ditn't!: Battle Kat; From the Vault: Valentine's Day bloodletting; My Three Favorite Matches: Steamboat speaks.
14 Urban Legends: Did Muhammad Ali really worship Gorgeous George?; Amuse Us!: Tazz gives good joke; WWE Heat Meter: Will you get lucky this Valentine's Day? Or banished to the doghouse?
15 May We Speak to Chris Masters, Please?: Meet the other Masterpiece, a hockey coach from Hopkinton, MA; Mock Covers: Les Miz and "The Tissue Issue!"
18 Female Superfan of the Month: Meet a hot chick who digs WWE. The existence of God is no longer up for debate.
20 Would You Buy This?: Take a ride on US Flair; Did You Buy This?: Yes, the Sid Justice pillow exists! Are You Buying This?: Fans reveal how they use WWE maneuvers in the bedroom.
22 The World's Oldest Wrestler: We double dare you to call Gypsy Joe "Gramps.".
23 Activity Page: Fold the page and see what fate awaits our Superstars.
24 You Got the Mic: Your comments, complaints and disturbing artwork.
GRAPPLERS
26 Umaga: grunts; Armando translates.
28 Chris Benoit: takes us inside Stu Hart's "Dungeon."
30 Mr. Kennedy: mocks his high school teachers.
32 Dusty Rhodes: finally explains his birthmark.
34 MVP: is our Jerk of the Month.
BIG NIGHT
36 Feast and Furious: Stuff for throwing the best WWE bash on the block.
40 Superstar Eating Contest: Tommy Dreamer vs. Trevor Murdoch--we crown the winner.
KNOWLEDGE
42 Divas Uncensored: Michelle, Candice and Kelly Kelly school us on love.
44 How To: Cut in line, win a rumble and pick up a smokin' MILF.
46 Cash For Questions: Mickie James answers your insane fan mail.
48 Under the Hood with Maria: The dazzling Diva shows guys how to ready a car for a first date.
50 The Ultimate Diva Quiz: How well do you really know WWE's most beautiful?
52 Genius Advice: Snitsky talks. We listen.
FEATURES
54 Top Dog: Exclusive John Cena interview! Trust us, his bite is worse than his bark.
58 By the Pound: The 15 greatest big men ever to squeeze through the ropes.
62 Come on, Ref!: Raw's top referees spill the beans about life on the road.
64 Tribute to the Troops: Experience WWE's return to Iraq through the eyes of guest photographer Sgt. Brian James Anderson.
BODY SHOP
66 Need a Spot?: Pop a 40 and check yo' Rollie. It's Cryme Tyme!
68 How to Treat...A Broken Nose: Candice gets her face rearranged.
70 Chill Out: The Edge of fashion.
REVIEWS
74 Games: Hands-on play with Lost Planet, NCAA March Madness 07 and more.
77 Music: New releases from Fall Out Boy, Nas and Bloc Party.
78 DVDs: "Hello, Clarice." It's Silence of the Lambs: Collector's Edition. And as always, Mr. Fuji's capsule reviews.
79 Movies: Sneak peeks at Ghost Rider, Norbit and Hannibal Rising.
80 Gear: We get our dirty mitts on the latest MP3 players, MP3 docks and TVs.
81 The Marine: John Cena's balls-to-the-wall action yarn reports for DVD duty.
INSIDER
84 Between the Ropes: Ric Flair suffers a brutal beatdown, and Jeff Hardy regains the Intercontinental crown.
87 The Sac: Locker room gossip.
89 Tale of the Tape: Fascinating stats for the month of December.
90 All Access: John Cena follows in Jared's footsteps; Arena Scout: Long Island's Nassau Coliseum.
91 Fantasy Warfare: Little Bastard takes on Little Beaver. Weeee!
92 Calendar: Discover when WWE is coming to your hometown.
93 In This Very Ring: Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito; Beef of the Month: John Cena and Umaga lock horns.
94 Guess the Match: Answer correctly and you might win Edge's hat.
96 You Had to Be There: Big Show's spinetingling visit to the chiropractor.
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