WWF Magazine May 2007 Stone Austin

10 By the Numbers: Edge and Cena's squaredance. 12 Would You Buy This?: Deuce & Domino's pizza; Did You Buy This?: Fanny Pack-mania!; Star Sightings: ZZ Top. 14 Doodle Page: In-ring action like you've never seen it. 18 Oh No You Ditn't!: The Beverly Brothers; From the Vault: Return to 2000; My Three Favorite Matches: Daivari's picks. 19 Mr. McMahon's Secret Stash: We raid WWE's Area 51. 20 Sexy Superfan of the Month: Yes, there's hope for us all. 21 Amazing But True: The Rockers, Tag Team champs?; May We Speak to the Sandman, Please?: Meet George Sandman, a hardcore icon to the elderly; The Call: The phone call that changed Matt Hardy's life. 22 You Got the Mic: Your letters, signs and so-so artwork. GRAPPLERS 24 Carlito: tries to teach us the meaning of cool. 26 Chavo Guerrero: remembers Eddie. 28 CM Punk: recalls his straight-edge childhood; Super Crazy: speaks English for 60 seconds. 30 Lashley: carries the weight of the world. 32 Jimmy Snuka: discusses coconuts. 34 Mr. Kennedy: is a first-rate jerk. BIG NIGHT 36 Feast and Furious: 12 things needed for the ultimate WWE screening party. 40 Superstar Gaming Contest: Shelton Benjamin and Funaki slam sticks in Blades of Steel. KNOWLEDGE 42 Divas Uncensored: New Divas, same dirty thoughts. 44 Cash For Questions: HOO-RAH! 46 How to do Everything: Fight a rattlesnake, offend the world and shave your head, jackass. 48 The Ultimate Stone Cold Quiz: Just how well do you know the Bionic Redneck? FEATURES 52 Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Rattlesnake speaks about The Condemned, Hollywood, and, yep, drinking beer. 58 The Condemned Cheat Sheet: Stone Cold Cliffs Notes. 60 Vinnie Jones: He was the Juggernaut, bitch. Now, he's gunning for Stone Cold. 62 Madeleine West: The Condemned's leading lady. 64 The 25 Most Badass Stone Cold Moments: Boy, it was tough narrowing these down! BODY SHOP 70 Need a Spot?: Matt Hardy shows you how to work your back. 72 How to Treat a Bullet Wound: Don't croak when you eat lead. REVIEWS 74 Games: Lord of the Rings Online; Formula One Championship Edition; Virtua Tennis 3; Earth Defense Force 2017; plus, plenty more! 77 Music: Reviews of The Used, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and--cough--Avril Lavigne. And we find out what makes Jimmy Wang Yang's toes tap. 78 DVDs and Movies: Fletch: The Jane Doe Edition; The Drew Carey Show, 28 Days Later and a Clint Eastwood brouhaha. 80 Gear: JBL's On Air Control Wireless Speakers (no, not that JBL), the OCZ Equalizer Laser Mouse, the Asus W5fe Sideshow, the Blackberry 8800 and the water-resistant SwimMan iPod. INSIDER 82 Between the Ropes: Vince and the Donald put their 'dos on the line; Umaga chomps the championship gold. 87 PPV Results: No Way Out; Tale of the Tape: Stat-mania! 88 All Access: An Ashley Playboy signing attracts a lot of guys; Arena Scout: Houston's Toyota Center hosts ECW and SmackDown. 89 Fantasy Warfare: Stone Cold tries to stomp a mudhole in John Cena. 90 Calendar: Find out when WWE is coming to your town; Remembering...: Mike Awesome. 91 Legends of the Brawl: WWE Hall of Fame's Class of 2007. 92 Backlash: An in-depth preview of the PPV that's all about WrestleMania fallout. 94 Guess the Match: Earn a chance to win Chavo Guerrero's spiffy beret! 96 You Had to Be There: Cade & Murdoch get some referee revenge.